Gone Fishing

Posted on March 7, 2008 - Filed Under Sports Jokes |

Two friends, John & Jerry were on vacation in the isles of Fiji. While there they decided to go out fishing. They rented a boat and left before sunrise.

The sun was now shining directly down on their heads and they realized that they’d been out at sea for nearly 4 hrs.

Jerry turns around and says, “So much for the great fishing spot! I think I’m ready to head in!”

John points east and replies, “Well, let’s just try casting over there.”

Jerry agrees and not long after they started hauling in loads and loads of fish.

Jerry gets a look of glee on his face shouts out to John, “This is the best fishing spot ever!”

“I know”, says John. “We should definitely mark this place.

“Don’t worry,” says Jerry, “I’ll mark it down.”

As they head back to shore, John asks Jerry how he marked their fishing spot.

Jerry answers, “Well I marked the side of the boat! Right here, see, a red cross!”

John gets a surprised look turns to his friend and says, “That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard! What if we don’t take out the same boat tomorrow!”

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