A Blind Mans Sport
A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: I am placed in the door and told when to jump My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go.
But how do you know when you are going to land? he was asked. I have a very keen sense of smell and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground he answered.
But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground? he was again asked. He quickly answered Oh, the dog’s leash goes slack.
Email This Post
Related Jokes
- A guide to walking tigers
- Game Of Intelligence
- Three Envelopes
- Definitions
- A blind man in a store
- Gastric Distress
- Moles
- The accident report
- You’ve got mail
- Diver Meets Guy Underwater
If you enjoyed this post, please consider to leave a comment or subscribe to the feed and get future articles delivered to your feed reader.
Comments
No comments yet.
Leave a comment