Ears lookin at you
A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their news show. The first candidate walks in, and the boss says, “This job requires you to notice a lot of details. What is one thing you notice about me?” The guy says, “Well damn! You got no ears man!” So the boss yells, “Get out!” The second candidate comes in, and the boss says, “This job requires you to notice a lot of details. What is something you notice about me?” The guy says, “That’s easy, you got no ears!” So the boss says, “Get out!” As the second candidate leaves he sees the third candidate about to go in and says, “The boss has no ears so don’t say anything about them, cause he is really sensitive about it.” So the third candidate goes in and the boss says, “This job requires you to notice a lot of details. What do you notice about me?” The guy says, “Your wearing contacts!”And the boss says, “Yeah, how did you know?” So the guy replies, “Well darn, you can’t wear glasses cause you ain’t got no ears.”
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