Subjects for a Date
Posted on February 17, 2008 - Filed Under Marriage Jokes |
A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice.The father replies: “My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy.”The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Ice cream sodas in front of them, they stare at each other for a long time, as the boy’s nervousness builds.He remembers his father’s advice, and chooses the first topic.He asks the girl: “Do you like spinach?” She says “No,” and the silence returns.After a few more uncomfortable minutes, the boy thinks of his father’s suggestion and turns to the second item on the list. He asks, “Do you have a brother?” Again, the girl says “No” and there is silence once again.The boy then plays his last card. He thinks of his father’s advice and asks the girl the following question: “If you had a brother, would he like spinach?”
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