Funny Jokes

Yo mama so stank, the only dis I want to give her is a disinfectant.

Yo mama so stank, even dogs won’t sniff her crotch.

Yo mama smells like the Flash’s nuts after a hard day of runnin’.

Yo mama so stank, when you were being delivered, the doctor was wearing the oxygen mask.

Yo mama smells so bad her Sure deodorant is confused and her Secret told on her.

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Yo mamma’s so old, she farts dust.

Yo mamma’s so old, she ows Jesus $3.

Yo mamma’s so old, when God said, “Let there be light,” she flipped the switch.

Roses are red, violets are black, why’s Yo mama’s chest, as flat as her back?

Roses are red, Yo mom’s lips are blue, she sucked off that Smurf and did me up too.

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