64 teeths
Santa to Banta: Main tere 64 de 64 dand tor dene ne.
Laloo: 64 nahi 32 dand hunde ne, phaji.
Santa: Mainu pata c tu v vich bolna a, iss lai tere v vich gin lye.
Punjabi Jokes
Hai Mera Bapu
Ik accident hoya, bohot bheer ikathi ho gi.
Santa Kumar nu agge ja ke dekhan da moka nahi c mil reha. Clever Santa cried: “Hai mera bapu…”
Bheer ne Santa nu agge jan dita. Agge ja ke dekhya ta…
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…khota marya pya c !!!!
Eat Light, Stay Healthy
Santa tube light de neech muh khol ke khada si.
Kiyon…
Kiyon ki doctor ne kiha si: Aj tera pet kharaab hai, light hi khana.