Sardar Conductor: Kithe Jana Ae?
Bhayia (Bihari): Anandpur
Sardar Conductor Bhaiye Nu Chaper Marke Kehnda: Anandpur Sahib Keh.
Sardar Conductor Agge Vadeya Uthe Dusra Bhayia Darda Hoya Aape Boleya: Ji Main Ropar Sahib Jana Ae.
Sardar Ne Khich Ke Chaper Maari Te Keha, Ropar Sahib Tere Peo Ne Banaya Hai.
Bhikhari: Saab, Coffee Peen Vaste 20 Rs De Do.
Saab: Par Coffee Te 10 Rs Di Aandi Ae
Bhikhari: Naal Girlfriend Vi Ae
Saab: Wah! Bhikhari Ho Ke Girlfriend Vi Bana Lai Ae
Bhikhari: Nahi Saab, Girlfriend Ne Bhikhari Bana Dita Ae
Punjabi Jat to Jatti: Darling aj barsat da din hai. Koi eho jehi romantic gal kar k mere dono paer zameen ten a lagan.
Jatti: Moya fansi lai la.