Airtel Better Ya Hutch ?
Life before marriage is AIRTEL-aisi azadi aur kaha! After marriage is HUTCH- whenever go network follows u.
Marriage Jokes
Wake Me at Six
After a very long , angry and tiring argument, Mr. and Mrs. Williams went to bed saying that they will not talk to each other now. Mr. Williams want to wake up early in the morning, so he left a note on his wife’s side bedtable by writing “Wake me at 6 am.”
When Mr. Williams awoke late at 11 am in the morning he quickly move out of bed to see a note on his bed’s side table:
“It’s 6 am , you bum! Get out of bed!”
Write on the Bottom of Shoes
Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote “Help” on the bottom of the groom’s left shoe and “Me” on the bottom of the right shoe. So when he knelt down for his vows, the entire congregation saw it. Of course, this will only work if he must kneel with back to congregation (i.e. Catholic wedding). Make sure you get it so that it is readable with the shoes side by side, left to right, toes toward the floor. Do this far enough in advance so that the paint is dry before the groom wears the shoes to avoid damaging carpets.Besides “Help Me”, other possible message to write on the soles are (with varying degrees of cruelness): Left Shoe (I’m With) Right Shoe (Stupid [pointing arrowhead]); Left Shoe (Quick, Call 911!) Right Shoe (Never Mind, I’m Doomed!)