Marriage Jokes

Jannat aur Molvi

Aik aurat jannat kai Farishtay sai boli:
Mera nikah mere duniya wale shohar sai karwa do
Farishta Bola: Nikah to karwa doon pehlay koi molvi to jannat me aaye.

Difference Between Love And Arranged Marriage

What is d difference between luv marriage and an arranged marriage?
-1st one is a perfect suicide..
-the next one is an arranged murder!

Galat Fehmi

WIFE:kal raat tum neend main mujhe gaaliya de rahe the,
HUSBAND:tumhe galat fehmi hui h.
WIFE:kaisi galat fehmi?
HUSBAND:yehi k main soya hua tha……………!

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