The head nun tells the two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes.
The one nun says to the other, “Hey, let’s take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door.”
So they do this, and begin painting their room.
Soon they hear a knock at the door. They ask, “Who is it?”
“Blind man!”
One night at a club little red riding hood and the big bad wolf were getting their groove on. After hours of dancing and leading eachother on, they went back to his place. He asked her “come on please just let me stick it in.” Little Red Riding hood replied ‘Stick to to the story motherf**ker, EAT ME!
Maury and Pauly, in their younger years, went to the county fair and slipped into the hoochy-coochy show, where the ecdysiast was just beginning to “dare all to bare all.”
“Uh-oh,” said Pauly, “I’m gettin’ outta he’e!”
“Wait,” protested Maury, “this is gonna get better ‘n’ better!”
“Nope,” said Pauly, “my momma told me that if I ever saw a naked woman, I’d turn to stone, and I think I done started!