Swallowed The Can Opener

Posted on February 15, 2008 - Filed Under Funny Medical Jokes |

Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!
Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be alright.
Mrs. Smith: But how do I open the can of beans?! The toast is getting cold!

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