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Posted on February 20, 2008 - Filed Under Funny Medical Jokes |

One day a woman went to her family doctor and told her that she is not feeling well from some days. The doctor examined her properly and went out of the room to bring medicine for her from the store room. Doctor came with 3 big bottles of pills of different colours.

The doctor said, “Take the green pill with a big glass of water when you wake up. Take the blue pill with a big glass of water after you eat lunch. Then just before going to bed, take the red pill with another big glass of water.”

Startled to be put on so much medicine, the woman stammered, “Jeez Doc, exactly what is my problem?”

The doctor replied, “You’re not drinking enough water.”

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