Examination of Kim

Kim is a young lad, just potty trained. When he goes to the wash room , he is able to hit everything except the toilet. So his mom has to clean up the toilet after everytime he went. After about 2 weeks, she has had enough, and finally decided to take Kim to their family doctor for examination.

After the examination, the doctor said, “His unit is too small. An old wives’ tale is to give him two slices of toast each morning, and his unit will grow so he can hold it and aim straight.”

The next morning Kim jumped out of bed and ran downstairs to the kitchen. There on the table, are twelve slices of toast.

“Mom!” Kim yells. “The doctor said I only had to eat two slices of toast.”

“I know.” said his mother. “The other ten are for your father.”