Ten Million Dollars
“Oh Sarah, I just heard the news” said Esther to her blonde friend. “You poor dear. Your husband Morris drowned. At least he left you ten million dollars. It’s amazing that he made so much money, yet he couldn’t even read or write.”
Sarah smiled, “Yeah, thank goodness he couldn’t swim either.”
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