Funny Jokes

A blonde was roller blading with her headphones on. She stopped in the hair saloon and asked for a hair cut. She instructed that the hair stylist should not take off the headphones.

The stylist replied “no” so the blond left. She went to a different hair saloon and said the same thing. The stylist there replied “ok”.

After a while, the blonde fell asleep in the chair. The stylist took off the headphones and the blonde died on the spot. Confused at what happened, the stylist put on the headphones. They were saying, “breath in, breath out” .