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Maury and Pauly, in their younger years, went to the county fair and slipped into the hoochy-coochy show, where the ecdysiast was just beginning to “dare all to bare all.”
“Uh-oh,” said Pauly, “I’m gettin’ outta he’e!”
“Wait,” protested Maury, “this is gonna get better ‘n’ better!”
“Nope,” said Pauly, “my momma told me that if I ever saw a naked woman, I’d turn to stone, and I think I done started!
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