Great Lay
A man was standing on a train platform seeing the train off and he observed someone near him shouting at one of the departing passengers, “Goodbye. Your wife was a great lay! Your wife was a great lay!”
He was stunned. After the train pulled away, he walked over to the man who’d done the shouting, and asked, “Did I hear you correctly? Did you tell that man his wife was a good lay?”
The other man shrugged his shoulders. “It isn’t really true,” he said, “she’s a lousy lay, but I didn’t want to hurt his feelings.”