Error Messages
The new Windows messages that are under consideration for the planned Windows 2000:
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
Windows message: “Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)”
This is a message from God Gates: “Rebooting the world. Please log off.”
Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
User Error: Replace user.
Windows VirusScan 1.0 - “Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)”
If you are an artist, you should know that Bill Gates owns you
and all your future creations. Doesn’t it feel nice to have
security?
Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles
have been deleted. The police are on the way.
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