Dogs Do not Use Computers
10 Can’t stick your head out of Windows ‘95
9 Fetch command not available on all platforms
8 Too difficult to “mark” every website they visit
7 Can’t help attacking the screen upon hearing “You’ve Got Mail”
6 Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway you’re browsing www.pethouse.com instead of working
5 Barking in next cube keeps activating YOUR voice recognition software
4 Still trying to come up with an “emoticon” that signifies tail-wagging
3 ‘Cause dogs ain’t GEEKS! Now, cats, on the other hand…
2 Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to maneuver
1 Butt-sniffing more direct and less deceiving than online chat rooms
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