Computer Programmer
A nerd computer programmer was missing from his work for over a month. So finally someone in the office staff noticed his absence. The office management tried to contact him but all in vain . So they finally decided to call the cops and report the matter.
They went round to his flat and broke the door down. They found him dead in the still running shower with an empty bottle of shampoo next to his body. Apparently he’d been washing his hair.
The instructions on the bottle said:
* Wet hair
* Apply shampoo
* Wait 2 minutes
* Rinse
* Repeat